You may be an Oldhead
Despite wearing the jeans that fit like “jeggins” and saying that you love Rick Ross, Weezy, Drake etc., you may be an Oldhead. It’s nobody’s fault I am sure that feel that you are current and that there is no way you can be an Oldhead. I have put together the symptoms that you can watch out for. If you have these symptoms I have to inform you that you ARE AN OLDHEAD. Don’t worry there are many support groups that can help you. I myself was diagnosed as an Oldhead early in life. I had that rare form that effects youngsters and manifests itself by loving and listening to music that is well before your time. Back to the matter at hand. Here are the symptoms of being an Oldhead
- If you know the real names of tv couple “Willis and Charlene” you are a Oldhead
- If you hear the phrase “I came in the door and said it before” and can finish it then you are an Oldhead.
- If you ever had a birthday party and the DJ’s name was “Hollywood” or “Spacebug” you are a Oldhead
- If you remember when the only tv stations were 3,6,10,12,17 and 48 also that HBO was the only cable channel so you had to watch movies like “Chariots of Fire” you are a Oldhead
- If you can remember when the VCR was cutting edge technology then you are a Oldhead
- If you remember thinking that Prince and Michael Jackson needed to battle then you are a Oldhead
- If you drank Bartle’s and James wine coolers then you are a Oldhead
- If you did the “Wop ,The Prep, Fila” dances then you are a Oldhead
- If you remember the “Givens Kids” singing “Bubbling Brown Sugar” …well you know the rest.
Is there a cure for this? Why would you want it? Admit it when you were in your teen years and 20s and out with your friends you saw a man or woman in their late 30s or 40s hanging in the same place you laughed at them and said “What is they old ____ doing in here? So if you have the Oldhead Affliction wear it with pride and say it with me “My name is ________ and I am an Oldhead
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